The New War Times Summer Squares...

I was looking at a copy of the New York Times today and I saw this game. Can you make it from Memorial Day to Labor Day with your dignity and deposit intact?

It's filled with trials and tribulations concerning ipods and cell phones for the average yuppified summer. Strangely a Ron Paul sighting is considered something to send you backwards in this game for the pseudo-clever establishment types reading the NYT.

I made my own little version of this game....