This Toronto police man luckily acted quick in this instance to stop the Al-Qaeda terror. This member of the new blond Al-Qaeda wing was utilizing a new terrorist weapon against the police. Bubbles. As the policeman correctly points out, these weren't just ordinary bubbles, but ones containing detergent. "That's a detergent! Put it away!" We must quickly get rid of all the Tide off the shelves. Al-Qaeda might use it against the free people of the world. Imagine if the Al-Qaeda Jihadi Terror Monkeys get a hold of some of these bubbles? Perhaps the bubbles could be used in combination with Kung Fu as one newscaster already pointed out.
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it's pretty hilarious, if you listen carefully he actually says something like "the bubble could get in a policeman's eye that is detergent.." lol.
ReplyDeleteyes, theater of the absurd. i don't really know my theater, but Beckett perhaps?
i've often wondered at the reaction of young protestors to try and make friends, or get all hippy with the police. it seems a kind of pathetic gesture especially when that only enrages them more, and they usually respond with billy clubs in their robocop storm tropper gear. anyway there is a strange kind of delusional character about the youth. they live in a land of sit-coms. so even protesting starts to seem like an uncomfortable episode of "Friends." On the other hand it is a thousand times even more absurd that the police officer feels threatened by a young girl blowing bubbles. if there was any justice the macho police guy should be throwing rove in the paddy wagon. imagine how much a better world we might have if that was the new reality?