Saturday, May 14, 2011

The Pink Pony, The Porn Stash, And The Propaganda

We are hearing amusing stories of the "porn stash" of videos in Bin Laden's private collection in his compound. So between wanking over blow job and threesome videos Bin Laden was planning the destruction of the western world for all of its freedom and moral sins....Hardy har har....

Jonah Goldberg even goes so far as to say that it would be good if the Pentagon or CIA propagandists even created some Bin Laden video where he is seen watching porn. The author believes that "would really crush the Mohammed Atta types whose final thoughts were of the woman-free sanctity of his man-panties." Of course this is ridiculous since Atta himself we know loved to attend the Pink Pony Nude Theater.

My dear neoconservative, warmongering, deluded fools...you make no sense...

Even more you have created a world in which there is no more sense or logic anymore...

Of course if these porn-watching terrorists were working for the Pentagon all along, then the picture starts to have some logic to it.

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