This Toronto police man luckily acted quick in this instance to stop the Al-Qaeda terror. This member of the new blond Al-Qaeda wing was utilizing a new terrorist weapon against the police. Bubbles. As the policeman correctly points out, these weren't just ordinary bubbles, but ones containing detergent. "That's a detergent! Put it away!" We must quickly get rid of all the Tide off the shelves. Al-Qaeda might use it against the free people of the world. Imagine if the Al-Qaeda Jihadi Terror Monkeys get a hold of some of these bubbles? Perhaps the bubbles could be used in combination with Kung Fu as one newscaster already pointed out.
it's pretty hilarious, if you listen carefully he actually says something like "the bubble could get in a policeman's eye that is detergent.." lol.
ReplyDeleteyes, theater of the absurd. i don't really know my theater, but Beckett perhaps?
i've often wondered at the reaction of young protestors to try and make friends, or get all hippy with the police. it seems a kind of pathetic gesture especially when that only enrages them more, and they usually respond with billy clubs in their robocop storm tropper gear. anyway there is a strange kind of delusional character about the youth. they live in a land of sit-coms. so even protesting starts to seem like an uncomfortable episode of "Friends." On the other hand it is a thousand times even more absurd that the police officer feels threatened by a young girl blowing bubbles. if there was any justice the macho police guy should be throwing rove in the paddy wagon. imagine how much a better world we might have if that was the new reality?